sexcake:

people always ask what new zealand is like and today i saw a little maori kid fight two boys for a 20 cent coin and i think that’s the most perfect explanation you’ll ever get

jamesfrancgoaway:

“just wait i’m gonna get hot eventually” - me when i’m 83 years old

urbanfuck:

don’t flirt with me i’ll probably panic and kill you

getoffmybloghoe:

accidentally ripping out your own headphones image

aangnog:

sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with